Earlier today (after spending most of three days at the beach) Jack was trying to convince me to go to Auntie's house. I said no, because we needed to spend some time at home.
More specifically: "Jack, how are we supposed to take care of our house and our stuff if we're always going other places?"
Jack outwitted me in one simple sentence: "By leaving it alone, Mommy!"
He had me laughing pretty hard with that one!