Three-year-old logic

Earlier today (after spending most of three days at the beach) Jack was trying to convince me to go to Auntie's house.  I said no, because we needed to spend some time at home. 
More specifically:  "Jack, how are we supposed to take care of our house and our stuff if we're always going other places?"
Jack outwitted me in one simple sentence:  "By leaving it alone, Mommy!"

He had me laughing pretty hard with that one!