I did the glucose test. It sucked.... Four needle sticks, and my left arm could only stand up to one, so now I have four holes in my right arm (one from the blood test last week that prompted this ongoing nonsense).
The good news is I didn't pass out or throw up despite having fasted for the night and then consumed 100 grams of glucose in five minutes (yes, that said what you think it did), and I am free to eat whatever I want now. (At least until I hear back on the test results!) Time for some meat and grilled veggies--I don't know if I'll ever want a simple carbohydrate again.